Saturday, April 28, 2007
one more day.
Hey it seems like im the only one posting man.
This blog must be ALIVE I TELL YOU!
This is from once a again, Nigel.
Just one more day.
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Good luck.
Here's some jokes to cheer u up.
Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!
Next joke, This is kinda disgusting but don't get the wrong idea cause it's so funny.
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Why Is Halloween Better Than Sex?
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10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt the next morning.
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
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Now for my final one:
Blonde haircut
A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. Startled by what’s happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what it was and they said: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..."
7:45 PM
